FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE TRAILER PARK: FROM PARTS UNKNOWN: FIGHT LIKE A GIRL

Synopsis: The wrestle-apocalypse is nigh. As a young girl Charlie sees her Daddy, a Pro Wrestling Champion, die in the ring. It starts her quest to become a wrestler in his memory. No easy task in the face of disapproval from her boyfriend, a pesky day job, and a boss who runs her into the ground. It doesn’t seem like Charlie will ever find time to chase her dreams.

When Charlie’s psycho boss steals unstable military technology and unleashes homicidal minions on an unsuspecting world Charlie has no choice but to bring the body slams and take these murderous Jabronis for a stroll down smack down boulevard.

A horror movie that combines two of my favorite things in life, professional wrestling and zombies, that took nine mother-blankety-blank years to get a release date? Who’s the idiot that decided to let this one stew for that long? From Parts Unknown: Fight Like a Girl is only being released in Australia for now (lucky bastards); however a UK/US release is expected for 2016. The film stars Jenna Dwyer and is written, directed and edited by Daniel Armstrong. Enjoy the trailer and poster below.

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A-Z TRIVIA WEDNESDAY: A SERBIAN FILM

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Holds a record of 19 minutes of cuts in the United States in order to achieve an NC-17 rating.

WRITTEN IN BLOOD SCREAM QUEEN OF THE MONTH-AUGUST,2015-CHRISTA CAMPBELL

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I have always maintained that the only requirements for someone to be Scream Queen of the Month are that they be A. Female (I have never heard of a Scream King and I hope I never do, no offense to anyone); and B. They have to have appeared in at least one horror movie during the course of their career. That being said I have a small confession to make: I like it when the lovely lady that I choose for the month has a nice list of horror credits to her name. It just seems to lend more credibility to her contributions to the genre.

Born December 7, 1972 in Oakland, California, Christa Campbell has starred in her fair share of horror movies. Starting in 2004 with The Drone Virus, Christa has appeared in 2001 Maniacs and Death by Engagement (both 2005); she starred in the remake of the classic The Wicker Man (2006); 2007 saw her in Showdown at Area 51 while in 2008 she had roles in Day of the Dead and Audie & the Wolf. Keeping busy she appeared in 2009 in Gurdian and The Tomb (aka Ligeia); with 2010 came 2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams and Blood: A Butcher’s Tale. She hit us up in 2011 with Drive Angry, Hyenas and the horror short Spoon. Taking a break from horror in 2012 she returned in Spiders 3-D in 2013 and Seed 2 and Awaken in 2014 and 2015, respectively and she has completed Citrus Springs for release later this year.

Christa has also made appearances in Erotic Confessions Vols. 1, 3, 6 and 11 alongside former Playboy Playmate Ava Fabian in 1996 and 1999; The Crew (2000), The New Guy (2002), Malibu’s Most Wanted (2003), Mozart and the Whale (2005), Hallows Point (2007), Labor Pains (2009), The Mechanic (2011) and The Iceman (2012). TV Credits include roles in the series Pacific Blue (1996), All That (1997), Erotic Confessions (1995-1999), Unhappily Ever After (1999), Sabrina the Teenage Witch (2002), Family Guy (2007) and Leverage (2012). Her TV Movie work includes D.O.A. (1999), Spring Break Lawyer (2001), Mansquito (2005), The Black Hole and Kraken: Tentacles of the Deep (2006).

Let us all give a warm and bloody welcome to the Written in Blood Scream Queen of the Month for August, 2015: the beautiful Christa Campbell!

Christa Facts, Ma’am

Grew up in Rohnert Park, California where she graduated from Rancho Cotate High School.

ALT-POSTR-MONDAY: ROSEMARY’S BABY

Rosemary’s Baby is one of those movies that defines the word ‘insidious’. As each frame progresses you feel it getting under your skin slowly and subtly. Here’s hoping these awesome alt-posters do the same trick.

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WWE/NXT/TNA DIVA/KNOCKOUT OF THE WEEK: VELVET SKY

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WWE/NXT/TNA Diva/Knockout of the Week-Velvet Sky

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Affiliation: TNA

aka Miss Talia, Talia, Talia Doll, Talia Madison

She was born on June 2, 1981 in New Britain, Connecticut

She was trained by Jason Knight and Kevin Landry

She made her debut in 2003

Finishing move(s):

Beauty Mark (Double-knee backbreaker)

Beauty-T (Snap DDT)

In Yo’ Face (Double underhook sitout facebuster)

Skyliner (Straitjacket sitout rear mat slam)

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Why she is the WWE/NXT/TNA Diva/Knockout of the Month:

Well, I’m sure everyone can tell from the title of this post that I will now be featuring WWE/NXT Divas and TNA Knockouts. To get this system rolling I figured I would make an Impact (pun intended) by featuring as my first TNA Knockout of the Week a woman who is, in my opinion and it is not a humble one, the hottest TNA Knockout of all time: Velvet Sky. I’ve had a love-hate relationship with TNA as a wrestling show for a long time. On the ‘love’ side I was fortunate enough to attend one of their house shows and the wrestlers were awesome by signing autographs and posing for pictures and were all-around nice and appreciative of the fans. I had a great time and walked away with a lot of signatures including Winter, Christopher Daniels, Frankie Kazarian, Mr. Anderson and Jeff Hardy to name a few. My hatred for TNA stems from frustration watching otherwise excellent wrestlers stuck in abysmal storylines and never truly getting a chance to shine.

Anyway, I digress. The one constant that has kept me watching TNA for all of these years has been the lady herself, Velvet Sky. This may sound sexist but I’m going to say it anyway: Velvet Sky is hotter than Georgia asphalt and more smokin’ than a minigun. I love everything about this woman: her hair, her body, her ring entrance; everything. She more than holds her own against her opponents and is a 2-time TNA Knockouts Champion and a TNA Knockouts Tag Team Champion alongside Lacey Von Erich and Madison Rayne. So, that being said let’s break it down:

She’s hotter than Georgia asphalt.

She’s more smokin’ than a minigun.

She has a great body, great hair, great ring entrance.

She’s been the TNA Knockouts Champion twice and the TNA Knockouts Tag Team Champion.

That, ladies and gentlemen, is why Velvet Sky is the inaugural TNA Knockout of the Week.

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FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE TRAILER PARK: LAVALANTULA

Synopsis: Steve Guttenberg and the Police Academy cast vs. fire breathing spiders!

Is it just me or does this look pretty freaking awesome for a SyFy channel movie? I’m beginning to think I can base Friday Night at the Trailer Park entirely on these ridiculous (and ridiculously) entertaining films like Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No and Lavalantula and be perfectly fine with it. Lavalantula stars Steve Guttenberg, Leslie Easterbrook, Michael Winslow, Nia Peeples, and Ralph Garman. All it needs is Bobcat Goldthwaite and let’s not forget the cool cameo from Ian Ziering! Lavalantula airs Saturday, July 25 on the SyFy channel. That’s tomorrow night, people! Until then enjoy the trailer below. I’m going to submit my idea for “Sharksquatch” to the SyFy guys. I think my chances are pretty good, don’t you?

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A-Z TRIVIA WEDNESDAY: A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE

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Thomas Jane and Harrison Ford turned down the role of Tom Stall.