THE WALKING RAMBLINGS
Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino checks into rehab for rest and recuperation.
Wait; is that rest and recuperation for him or for us? That’s a tough one to call.
Crying 4 year old boy meets hoops hero.
The worst things you can eat.
Octogenarian ladies rejoice! You’re not on the list.
Jersey Shore to film with pregnant Wookie.
Oops! My bad!
Michael Jackson’s ‘Who’s Loving You?’ covered by 10 year old girls.
We will now observe 30 seconds of silence for an untold joke that would have gotten me in trouble in the first place.
Sofia Vergara: “There’s nothing slutty about a dental floss bikini.”
She’s right, ladies and gentlemen. I’m wearing one right now and I don’t feel slutty at all. Overexposed, but not slutty.
Monster ‘titanoboa ‘snake invades New York.
Yeah, I know, stupid name. But wouldn’t ‘Big Damned Snake’ be even sillier?
First of all, how is this news? Secondly, how is it any different from the millions of people who wear their pajama bottoms to convenience stores all across the country?
Hugh should have named his penis ‘Marston’. Sure sounds like the name of a dick to me.
And finally, Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi has admitted to undergoing painful daily electrolysis treatments. The brave Jersey Shore star posted a before picture on her Twitter page to let her fans know the trauma that she goes through each and every day. Here for your viewing pleasure is that very same photo:
WARNING: It’s really graphic
Take care and stay scared, everybody!
Posted on 03/21/2012, in Random Ramblings and tagged Domestic violence, Hugh Hefner, Jersey Shore, List of Playboy Playmates of 2010, Michael Jackson, Playboy Playmate, Salma Hayek, Snooki, The Situation, YouTube. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a Comment.