Daily Archives: 04/11/2012
Directed by Philippe Mora
Screenplay and Screen Story by Tom Holland
Novel by Edward Levy
I saw this movie in 1982, the first year of its release. I was 20 years old at the time. Thinking back, I remember hating the movie. I hated the horrible overacting. I hated the horrible stereotyping given to the southern characters. I hated the transformation scene when Michael MacCleary finally turns into a giant cicada. At the young age of twenty as I was still discovering what I liked and didn’t like about the movies I watched, this film was at the top of my list for most hated of all time. You got all that? Good, let’s jump in the time machine and go back to the future to 2012.
Doodly doodly doodly doodly doodly (that’s the sound a time machine makes).
Okay, we’re back in 2012. I am now 50 years old and watching the film again for only the second time. Will my opinion of it have changed 30 years later? The film is about a woman (Bibi Besch) who is raped by a strange creature in the woods. She gives birth to a son, Michael (Paul Clemens). When Michael turns seventeen, he begins going through a change. He goes out at night committing acts of violence each time more badly than the previous. To the casual horror fan, he’s slowly turning into a giant bug, a cicada. Metaphorically speaking, he’s on the search for his sexual identity and his first piece of ass. My wife said I would lose half my female readers with that last comment. I don’t mean to sound sexist and I hope that I am far from it. I just felt that the term was more in keeping with the tone of the film.
The Beast Within is directed by Philippe Mora, the same director who gave us The Howling II: Your Sister is a Werewolf. The most memorable part about that film was the repeating shot of Sybil Danning ripping off her toga and standing butt naked. If you’ve ever seen Sybil Danning, you know why that’s a good thing. Again, I am not being sexist, Sybil is a beautiful woman and that’s all there is to it.
The best thing about The Beast Within is the end because then you know it’s finally over.
30 years later and I still hate this piece of shit.
- Delamorte’s Dungeon of Deadly Delights: Sybil Danning Part 2 (dreadcentral.com)
- Delamorte’s Dungeon of Deadly Delights: Sybil Danning and More (dreadcentral.com)
- “Were” There’s a Will, There’s a Way (to make a month out of it) (croshame.com)
- Pink Flamingos: My Experience with the “The Ultimate Experience in Bad Taste” (bizarrocentral.com)
- It’s Ladies’ Night on Inside Horror: Episode 7 (dreadcentral.com)
- Skin. Sin. Win. (blogcritics.org)
- February Folk Alliance Conference to Celebrate the 40th Anniversary of Deliverance with Special Guest Ronny Cox (prweb.com)
- The Nature of the Beast (thoughtsunthinkable.wordpress.com)
- Khloé Kardashian Shares Her Thoughts on Kim and Kanye (popsugar.com)
- Google’s blatant new doodly ad for Google+ (news.cnet.com)
- Eye Candy Abounds in the Season Finale of Inside Horror (dreadcentral.com)
- Sharing Corner: Ashley Judd Slaps Media in the Face for Speculation Over Her ‘Puffy’ Appearance – The Daily Beast (saytaina.com)
- ‘Game of Thrones’ Actor Kit Harington Hates Wigs and Beards (towleroad.com)