THE VILLAGE

THE VILLAGE-United States-2004

Joaquin Phoenix as Lucius Hunt

Adrien Brody as Noah Percy

Bryce Dallas Howard as Ivy Walker

William Hurt as Edward Walker

Sigourney Weaver as Alice Hunt

Brendan Gleeson as August Nicholson

Written and Directed by M. Night Shyamalan

30 July, 2004; mark that date because it is significant for two reasons; the first being that The Village was released to theaters; the second is that it was the day that the first nail was driven into the coffin of what was the career of M. Night Shyamalan. I can’t believe I actually paid money to see this tripe. I should have asked for it back but I figured enough people had done that already and I didn’t want the poor theater manager to have a breakdown.

I don’t think I’ve ever heard more stilted and wooden dialogue from so many talented people in one film. There’s Joaquin Phoenix (Walk the Line), Sigourney Weaver (Alien), Adrien Brody (The Pianist), William Hurt (Children of a Lesser God) and Brendan Gleeson (Gangs of New York). Each and every one them delivers their lines with the conviction of a sixth grader playing a shepherd in a Christmas play. The only time I remember seeing acting this wooden was Phylicia Rashad in The Cosby Show (“Cliff. Why. do. we. have. four.children?”) and Hayden Christensen in Star War Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (“Obi-wan. Why. do. we. have. four. children?” Sorry, couldn’t resist.) The only silk purse this sow’s ear of a film has is the sweet, understated performance from Bryce Dallas Howard (Spider-man 3).

The Village revolves around the citizens of a small isolated community. There is no crime and none of the trappings of modern life such as cell phones, televisions and personal computers. There are just three basic rules that every village must follow: 1. Do not let the bad color (red) be seen. It attracts ‘them’ 2. Don’t go into the woods; it’s where ‘they’ live. 3. If you hear the bell hide yo wife, hide yo kids ’cause ‘they’ is coming.

Who is this mysterious ‘they’? Come on, this is an M. Night Shyamalan film. To tell you would give away the tedious little plot twist he has for us at the end of the film. The twist that if you listen closely enough was already telegraphed midway through the film. The whole twist thing worked great with The Sixth Sense and Unbreakable and semi-great with Signs; but by the time The Village rolled around it was less ‘surprise us, Night’ and more ‘oh, for crying out loud, just tell the damned story already!’ Of course we all know how that turned out (*cough* Lady in the Water *cough* The Last Airbender *cough*). I can only imagine that Shyamalan’s epitaph will read something like this:

Here lies M. Night Shyamalan, film director

He directed three good movies and then 

OMG! What the hell happened?

TRIVIA

Kirsten Dunst was replaced by Bryce Dallas Howard after dropping out to star inElizabethtown.

The director cast Bryce Dallas Howard without an audition after seeing her perform on stage.

Sigourney Weaver suffered nightmares for two weeks after reading the script.

The inspiration for the story comes from two unlikely sources: “Wuthering Heights” for the period drama, and King Kong for the community living in fear of predatory creatures.

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I was born in Spartanburg, South Carolina on March 4, 1962. I guess that makes me old, but I certainly don't feel that way. I still play video games and listen to rock and roll music. I love movies, especially horror films. I have a beautiful wife who is my all time best friend. She supports me in everything I do. More importantly, she calls me out on my bullshit. This blog is dedicated to her for everything she's done for me.
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9 Responses to THE VILLAGE

  1. Derek says:

    This movie was just stupid and totally ruined any esteem I held for Shyamalan’s directing chops. But I didn’t write him off completely till I suffered through Lady in the Water.
    What’s screwy is that he is capable of coming up with decent concepts but he ends up ruining them trying to live up to what he did with the Sixth Sense.
    All that being said, I would be first in line for an Unbreakable sequel.

  2. This film just turns to crap near the end and makes the beginning seem pointless, so booo! Get off the screen!

  3. It was not the best film I have ever seen, but compaored to Lady in the Water, this is a timeless classic. lol

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