WILL GODZILLA 2014 TAKE THE BAD TASTE OF G.I.N.O. OUT OF OUR MOUTHS?
So, I bet all you non-Godzilla fans are shaking your heads and saying, “Who or what in the blue hell is G.I.N.O.?” Well, I am about to enlighten you. G.I.N.O. is an acronym for Godzilla In Name Only and it refers to the honking piece of lizard feces that was crapped all over movie-goers in 1998 with the Roland Emmerich/Dean Devlin shit-fest Godzilla, starring none other than Mr. Ferris Bueller himself, Matthew Broderick. To say that there are a lot of blind Godzilla fans walking around after 1998 would probably not be an untrue statement since a lot of them burned out their eyes with hot pokers after seeing a creature that amounted to nothing more than a giant iguana running all over New York like the world’s biggest pussy. I mean come on, it had babies? After 1998, it seemed like there was no hope for fans of the Big G to see a decent and respectable interpretation of him outside of Toho Studios.
Enter Gareth Edwards. Until now, Edwards has been the director of a TV movie (End Day), two TV series documentaries (Perfect Disaster and Heroes and Villains) and a short film (Factory Farmed). Oh, I almost forgot about a little film called Monsters. It’s a sure bet that Edwards little film about a journalist escorting an American tourist through a Mexico filled with alien behemoths is the one that got him the directing job on the upcoming Godzilla. Maybe it’s also the fact that Edwards seems to have a respect for the beast and his fans that Emmerich and Devlin were sorely lacking.
Anyway, I’m making a short story long. I’ve included for your viewing pleasure a couple of teaser posters as well as a bit of a teasing head shot from the new film, which is scheduled to be released on May 16, 2014. The film will be directed by Gareth Edwards from a screenplay written by Max Borenstein, Dave Callaham and Frank Darabont from a story by David Goyer. Godzilla will star Aaron Taylor Johnson (Kick Ass), Bryan Cranston (Breaking Bad) and Elizabeth Olsen (Martha Marcy May Marlene). I’ve also included a little clip from Godzilla: Final Wars that features the best thing that could have ever happened to G.I.N.O., or Zilla, as he is referred to in the clip.
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A surprise teaser trailer and poster for the film were revealed at Comic-Con 2012.
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Posted on 07/18/2013, in Movies and tagged BryanCranston, David Callaham, DAVID GOYER, Edwards, Elizabeth Olsen, Gareth Edwards, Godzilla, Martha Marcy May Marlene, Matthew Broderick, Max Borenstein, Scoot McNairy, Toho. Bookmark the permalink. 16 Comments.