Category Archives: Films Released in 2001
THIR13EEN GHOSTS
THIR13EEN GHOSTS-United States/Canada-2001

Tony Shalhoub as Arthur Kriticos

Embeth Davidtz as Karina Oretzia

Matthew Lillard as Dennis Rafkin

Shannon Elizabeth (r) as Kathy Kriticos

Rah Digga as Maggie Bess

F. Murray Abraham as Cyrus Kriticos
Directed by Steve Beck
Story by Robb White
Screenplay by Neal Marshall Stevens and Richard D’Ovidio
First of all, this film will be referred to as Thirteen Ghosts for the rest of this review. The fancy spelling with the numbers in the middle was for cute effect or some shit like that. This review will be brief. In fact, this review will be a list of all that’s wrong with this movie. That would be namely everything.
1. Why was this film even remade? It’s merely an inferior copy of a film that wasn’t all that good in the first place.
2. You would think that a film that contains all these nasty looking ghosts with all these homicidal tendencies would have some decent gore to it. “You would think” is the key part of that sentence. The only decent kill scene is that of the lawyer and his death is merely a watered down version of the ‘cable slicing through the crowd’ scene in Ghost Ship. For an R-rated film you would think Thirteen Ghosts was sucking the tit of PG-13.
3. The story is ludicrous and merely serves as a road map for what amounts to nothing more than fun house roller coaster moments. What can we do to the characters as we take them from Jump scene A to Jump Scene B?
4. Don’t even get me started on the casting. Tony Shalhoub and F. Murray Abraham should have known better, Shannon Elizabeth looks lost and Matthew Lillard is wishing he were starring in Scream again. Oh, and let’s not forget Rah Digga as the token black character who spouts witty things about white people and not doing windows. That’s not me being racist. No, that dishonor goes to the filmmakers.
So, there you have it. Thirteen Ghosts is all kinds of suck. Take care and stay scared.
TRIVIA
The special effects and sound mixing were so elaborate in this film, that many people claimed that the movie was physically painful to sit through.
The effect for “The Torso” was achieved using a double amputee wearing a special black hood that could be used to digitally remove his head.
Shawna Loyer attracted a small cult following thanks to her brief role as the Angry Princess. A rumor circulated that the role was actually played by porn actress Aria Giovanni using a pseudonym, but this is incorrect (Ms. Giovanni was in an adult parody titled Thirteen Erotic Ghosts.
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THE DEVIL’S BACKBONE
THE DEVIL’S BACKBONE-Mexico/Spain-2001
Directed by Guillermo del Toro
Written by Guillermo del Toro, Antonio Trashorras and David Muñoz
The entire time that I was watching The Devil’s Backbone I kept thinking to myself ‘I know there’s a metaphor for war in there somewhere.’ I mean, a movie that features a dropped-from-the-sky-unexploded-in-the-middle-of-an-orpahanage-courtyard bomb has got to be making some kind of statement about war, right? The only thing is that I am one of the most metaphorically challenged people on the planet. I’ll get it eventually; just not at the moment.
So, I figured the best way to approach the movie was from the point of view of it being quite a frightening little ghost story. Bingo! Guillermo del Toro’s tale of a young boy and a vengeful ghost set in an orphanage in the backdrop of the Spanish Civil War is as downright scary a film as you are ever likely to see. The best thing is that Del Toro layers the suspense on slowly; taking his time and allowing us to digest each scene and each scare as an individual moment instead of a bombardment of jump scenes. There is a style to this film that is unlike any that I’ve seen in quite some time. The only other movie that comes to mind that features such a slow build of frights is Takashi Miike’s disturbing ode to a woman scorned, Audition.
Guillermo del Toro has stated that The Devil’s Backbone and Pan’s Labyrinth are of a male and female companion piece to one another. I’ve never watched the latter film; but if it is anywhere near as satisfying as The Devil’s Backbone, then I cannot wait.
TRIVIA
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BROTHERHOOD OF THE WOLF (Les Pacte des loups)
BROTHERHOOD OF THE WOLF (Les Pacte des loups)-France-2001
The ‘wow’ factor on this film is at an all time high as we are treated to a spectacular hybrid of a film that should break down under the weight of so many genres; and yet each new scene brings a fresh approach and a new surprise to the viewer. Samuel Le Bihan, Monica Belluci, Vincent Cassel and Philippe Nahon are no strangers to the French horror genres as all four have performed in controversial fright-fests; Le Bihan in Frontier(s), Belluci and Cassel in Irreversible and Nahon in Haute Tension. Brotherhood of the Wolf is the kind of film that I found to be entertaining long after the credits rolled. I found myself replaying scenes in my mind and asking myself ‘What just happened?’
TRIVIA
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JOY RIDE
JOY RIDE-United States-2001
Directed by John Dahl
Written by Jay Tarver and J.J. Abrams
I hate it when I travel to pick up a hot chick and the next thing I know I got to pick up my good for nothing brother who eggs me on to talk on the CB radio (prehistoric internet) like a woman and get this clearly screwed up in the head trucker all hot and bothered. The next thing you know I got the cops knocking at my door making me come to the hospital so I can see what this psycho did to the guy in the motel room next door. Add to that the fact that this trucker, Rusty Nail, is hot on our trail playing a deadly game of cat and mouse. I guess I sounded a little too sexy for him.
I have a confession to make. That didn’t really happen to me. It’s from a movie called Joy Ride and it stars Paul Walker and Steve Zahn as Lewis and Fuller Thomas. It also stars a twelve year old boy named Leelee Sobieski as Lewis’ love interest that he’s not getting any from. Okay, so she doesn’t actually look like a twelve year old boy. I take that back. I’m in a mean mood today. The trucker, Rusty Nail, is actually never seen, a la’ Spielberg’s Duel, but if you listen really hard and think of the Silence of the Lambs you’ll know who’s doing the voice. Here’s a clue: “It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.”
This is actually one of my favorite Paul Walker films. No, wait, I take that back, too. It’s my only favorite Paul Walker movie. The film is skillfully directed by John Dahl (The Last Seduction, Red Rock West), and there are actually a few genuinely creepy moments. My biggest complaint is the acting. Paul Walker needs to spit before he talks or something because he is just hard to understand. Steve Zahn does a decent job as Fuller, even if he does mug a bit too much. Don’t even get me started on Sobieski. I can sum up her talent, or lack thereof, in two words: no personality.
So, the next time you’re traveling down a lonely highway, don’t use the CB radio. There’s no telling what the guy on the other end will make you do.
Trivia
Three different versions of the ending were shot.
Eric Stoltz and Eric Roberts auditioned for the role of “Rusty Nail”.
Leelee Sobieski ended up filming two different romantic interludes, one with Steve Zahnand one with Paul Walker during the shooting and re-shooting of the film. Both scenes ended up getting cut.
JEEPERS CREEPERS
JEEPERS CREEPERS-United States-2001


Gina Philips as Patricia Trish Jenner

Justin Long as Darry Jenner

Jonathan Breck as The Creeper

Patricia Belcher as Jezelle Gay Hartman

Eileen Brennan as The Cat Lady
Written and Directed by Victor Salva
Jeepers Creepers is the Chris Benoit of horror movies. Okay, now that you are scratching your head and wondering what the hell I’m talking about, I will explain via comparison. Jeepers Creepers is a skillfully directed horror film. Chris Benoit was a highly skilled professional wrestler. Jeepers Creepers has two characters, Trish and Darry Jenner, who are believably portrayed by Gina Philips and Justin Long. Chris Benoit could take a sport (or spectacle if you so prefer) like pro wrestling and make it believable. In 1988, while filming Clownhouse, Victor Salva, the writer-director of Jeepers Creepers was convicted of five felony counts of sexual relations with a 12 year old boy. In June of 2007, over a three day period, Chris Benoit strangled his wife and seven year old son and ended his own life by hanging himself with the weights and pulleys from his personal weight machine. Salva served 15 months of a three year sentence and was paroled. He is now a registered sex offender. Any mention of Chris Benoit has been erased by World Wrestling Entertainment at the behest of its Chairman, Vince McMahon.
I was a huge Chris Benoit fan. I am a huge Jeepers Creepers fan. That is, I am a huge fan of Chris Benoit the professional wrestler. I am not so sure about Chris Benoit the man. I am a huge fan of Jeepers Creepers. I am not a fan of Victor Salva. But then again, I don’t have to be. I don’t have to agree with what he stands for as a human being. I believe that what he did is one of the lowest acts that a grown man can do to a child. Just as Chris Benoit took the lives of his wife and child, Victor Salva has taken away the very thing that makes a childhood special and that is his innocence.
Jeepers Creepers is an almost-great horror film. Too bad the same can’t be said for Victor Salva.
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