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MASTERS OF HORROR SEASON ONE, EPISODE TEN: SICK GIRL
MASTERS OF HORROR SEASON ONE, EPISODE TEN: SICK GIRL-United States/Canada-2006

Angela Bettis as Ida Teeter

Erin Brown (Misty Mundae) as Misty Falls
Directed by Lucky McKee
Story by Sean Hood
Teleplay by Sean Hood and Lucky McKee
I read a blurb somewhere that said that Lucky McKee’s contribution to Masters of Horror, Sick Girl, was about the dangers of rushing into relationships too quickly. Having watched the episode a few years ago, I re-played as much as I could remember in that thing I call a brain and I thought, “That’s not what it’s about. That’s just dumb.” Then I re-watched Sick Girl for this review and all I can say is son of a bitch that’s exactly what it’s about. I believe at some time or another we’ve all dove headlong into a relationship and then had it bite us in the ass when the person turns out to be way less than the sum of their parts. I know I have and so has my wife. Hell, she insisted we live together for a year before deciding whether we wanted to get married. Why? Because her last husband was a verbally abusive douche bag, that’s why. Having been the king of fast relationships I was more than happy to take it slow and it certainly paid off in the long run. I love my wife. I also realize I just told you way more information than you need to know. Let’s move on.
Ida Teeter (Angela Bettis, The Woman, and May) is a lonely entomologist desperate to find the right person to share her life with. She meets Misty (Erin Brown aka Misty Mundae, The Rage, An Erotic Werewolf in London), a pretty young girl, and they hit it off and are living together before you know it. In the meantime, Ida also receives a package containing a mysterious and aggressive species of insect. The only way to describe this bug is that it is butt ugly and eats Pomeranians. The mystery bug infests Misty; and we soon notice a change in her behavior from sweet innocent hippie chick to cruel and mocking bitch. The change occurs after she moves in with Ida, and that is where I can understand it as the metaphor for going too fast with the matters of the heart. That girl or guy that you meet and date might be great in small doses, but all that can change once they settle in for the long haul. But again, I am digressing a bit.
On the surface, Sick Girl, despite its metaphorical leanings, could have easily been just an average episode of Masters of Horror. Could have been, had it not had an actress with the talent of Angela Bettis to carry the film. There is something about the woman that I find so charming and I feel that she is by far one of the most underrated actresses in the business today. Her acting is so vibrant and yet so tragic that she never fails to weave a small piece of her personality into the fabric of her characters.
If you’ve just met someone, and you think they’re the bees’ knees, and you just can’t wait for them to move in with you; may I suggest you watch this little cautionary tale? You might just change your mind.
TRIVIA
Roger Corman was going to direct Sick Girl but was replaced by Lucky McKee.
The role of Ida Teeter, played by Angela Bettis, was a role originally written for a man with the character name of “Ira Teeter”.
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THE TEXAS “WHAT’S THEIR BEST FILM?” CHAINSAW MASSACRE
Make your choice. What’s their best film?
GOOD TIMES-1967
THE BIRTHDAY PARTY-1968
THE NIGHT THEY RAIDED MINSKY’S-1968
THE BOYS IN THE BAND-1970
THE EXORCIST-1973
SORCERER-1977
THE BRINK’S JOB-1978
CRUISING-1980
DEAL OF THE CENTURY-1983
C.A.T. SQUAD (TV)-1986
RAMPAGE-1987
C.A.T. SQUAD: PYTHON WOLF (TV)-1988
THE GUARDIAN-1990
BLUE CHIPS-1994
JADE-1995
12 ANGRY MEN (TV)-1997
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT-2000
THE HUNTED-2003
BUG-2006
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LUCKY MCKEE
MAY-2002
THE WOODS-2006
RED-2008
THE WOMAN-2011
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EDUARDO SÁNCHEZ
THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT (w/Daniel Myrick)-1999
ALTERED-2006
SEVENTH MOON-2008
LOVELY MOLLY-2011
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