FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE TRAILER PARK: A TRAILER PARK TRIBUTE TO THE FILMS OF WES CRAVEN

What can I say about the death of Wes Craven that hasn’t been said already? That he was a master of horror; which he was. That he created a character in Freddy Krueger that is as iconic and memorable as Frankenstein’s monster or Count Dracula; which he did. Was all of his movies absolute perfection in every way? No. Bad or good, though, the one thing they could never be called is boring. From Krug in The Last House on the Left to Ghostface in the Scream series of films Craven gave us characters that will not be forgotten and for that reason we will not forget him.

As tribute to Wes Craven I present to you the trailers from his many genre films. If I couldn’t find the trailer then I present to you the film in its entirety; if I couldn’t find either then I humbly apologize. Here, in chronological order, is a Friday Night at the Trailer Park tribute to the films of Wes Craven.

THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT (1972)

THE HILLS HAVE EYES (1977)

STRANGER IN OUR HOUSE (TV MOVIE-1978-CLIP)

DEADLY BLESSING (1981)

SWAMP THING (1982)

INVITATION TO HELL (1984-FULL)

THE HILLS HAVE EYES PART 2 (1984)

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (1984)

CHILLER (TV MOVIE-1985-CLIP)

DEADLY FRIEND (1986)

THE SERPENT AND THE RAINBOW (1988)

SHOCKER (1989)

THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS (1991)

WES CRAVEN’S NEW NIGHTMARE (1994)

VAMPIRE IN BROOKLYN (1995)

SCREAM (1996)

SCREAM 2 (1997)

SCREAM 3 (2000)

CURSED (2005)

RED EYE (2005)

MY SOUL TO TAKE (2010)

SCREAM 4 (2011)

I couldn’t find a trailer or clip for the TV movie Night Visions (1990). For that, I apologize.

Rest in peace, Wes Craven; take comfort in knowing that we will not forget you.

 

 

WRITTEN IN BLOOD SCREAM QUEEN OF THE MONTH-SEPTEMBER, 2015-JENNA JAMESON

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I have a confession to make: I let the month of August slip right past me and the month of September sneak up on me with nothing whatsoever prepared in the way of a Scream Queen of the Month. So, I thought to myself, “I need a quickie to put out for the month.” Then I thought, “I’ve thought about doing Jenna Jameson as a choice but when would be the best month to do her?” Well, since September appears to be open why not then?  Trust me, this will be quick.

Jenna Jameson was born Jennifer Marie Masoli on April 9, 1974 in Las Vegas, Nevada. Her genre credits include Evil Breed: The Legend of Samhain (2003), Zombie Strippers (2008) and Horrorween (2011). Non-genre credits include Private Parts (1997). She’s made guest TV appearances on Nash Bridges (2000),  Mister Sterling (2003), Family Guy (2001) and Sons of Anarchy (2014).

I told you this would be quick. I feel like there’s something else I should tell you about Jenna Jameson but I just can’t put a finger on what it is. Anyway, let’s welcome Jenna Jameson as the September, 2015 Written in Blood Scream Queen of the Month!

THE JAM ON JENNA

Her father Larry Massoli is a retired police officer. Her late mother Judith Brooke Massoli (née Hunt) was a showgirl. Both worked in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Her mother was diagnosed with melanoma and died shortly afterwards on February 20, 1976. Before her illness, she had been a showgirl at the Tropicana and the Folies Bergère in Las Vegas.

Her paternal grandfather was of Italian descent.

Graduated from Bonanza High School in Las Vegas, Nevada in 1992.

JENNA SPOUTS

“I kept getting a weird vibe from her. I knew what it meant, because I’d experienced it so many times before, but I kept dismissing it. It couldn’t be true; she was Cindy Crawford. When I turned my back… Cindy reached over and rubbed the back of my neck. “Ooh”, she cooed. “Look at your beautiful tattoo.” She touched my neck so softly and sensually.”

SATURDAY NIGHT DIVA: LITA

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aka Angelica, Miss Congeniality

She was born on April 14, 1975 in Fort Lauderdale, Florida

She was trained by Dory Funk, Jr., Ricky Santana and Kevin Quinn

She made her debut in 1999

She retired in 2006

Finishing move(s):

Lita Bomb (Sheer drop release powerbomb)

Lita DDT (Snap DDT)

Litasault (Moonsault)

Reverse Twist of Fate (Inverted facelock neckbreaker slam)

Twist of Fate (Front facelock cutter)

Why she is the Saturday Night Diva:

Is it because she elevated the careers of any male wrestler she had association with, including Matt Hardy, Kane, Randy Orton and of course, Edge? Is it because she got in the ring and pulled off moonsaults, hurricanranas, suicide dives and superplexes (to name a few of the many moves in her repertoire) better than a lot of the men? How about being a 4-time WWF/WWE Women’s Champion and her classic feud with Trish Stratus over the rights to the title. Perhaps it is her inspiration of a young AJ Lee to become a professional wrestler and put her own stamp on the business. Maybe it’s because she’s a WWE Hall of Famer. Or maybe, just maybe, it’s because she is a bona fide, 100 per cent deserved legend in the world of women’s professional wrestling. There is hot, smoking’ hot and then there is Lita Hot. She is in a class by herself and she is the Saturday Night Diva.

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ALT-POSTR-MONDAY: THE GODFATHER

To think that at one point in my life I had a strong dislike for this movie. I was young and stupid but have long mended my ways. I watch this movie every year and that will never cease.

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SATURDAY NIGHT KNOCKOUT: TARYN TERRELL

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Affiliation: TNA

aka Tiffany

She was born on December 28, 1985 in New Orleans, Louisiana

She was trained by Dusty Rhodes, Steve Keirn and Tom Prichard

She made her debut in 2007

Finishing move(s):

Taryn Cutter (Running cutter)

Why she’s the Saturday Night Knockout:

Remember when Taryn Terrell was Tiffany, the general manager of WWE’s pathetic version of ECW? She disappeared from TV for a while before resurfacing in TNA under her own name as a referee for the Knockouts Division. Moving up to active competition she had some excellent matches against Gail Kim. She finally won the TNA Knockouts Championship in a three-way dance against Gail and Havok. She turned heel against Awesome Kong with interference from Jade and Marti Bell, retaining her title in the process and becoming the third and leading member of The Dollhouse. She seems to relish her bad girl role having ‘broken’ the hand of Gail Kim and performing other nefarious deeds in order to hang onto her title. She finally lost it to Brooke Adams but not before becoming the longest reigning Knockouts Champion in TNA history at 279 days. That, fellow wrestling fans, is why Taryn Terrell is the Saturday Night Knockout.

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WWE/NXT/TNA DIVA/KNOCKOUT OF THE WEEK: EVA MARIE

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She was born on September 19, 1984 in Walnut Creek, California.

She was trained by Natalya, Brian Kendrick and the WWE Performance Center

She made her debut on July 1, 2013

Finishing move(s):

DDT

Sliced Red No. 2 (Shiranui)-adopted from The Brian Kendrick

Why she is the WWE/NXT/TNA Diva/Knockout of the Week:

Eva Marie returned to NXT last week and was met with a resounding ‘whatever’ from the fans in attendance. As much as I love the looks of Ms. All Red Everything I have to say that until recently I might have shared their sentiments. Eva Marie seemed destined to be remembered for the Worst Worked Match of the Year (2013, according to Dave Meltzer at Wrestling Observer) along with The Bella Twins, The Funkadactyls, JoJo and Natalya vs. AJ Lee, Alicia Fox, Aksana, Kaitlyn, Rosa Mendes, Summer Rae and Tamina Snuka. Seriously, the woman couldn’t take a bump off of plush carpet onto a mattress and make it look good, that’s how bad she was.

But then I saw GIFs of her training with Brian Kendrick and I realized there’s hope for the Red Queen of WWE after all. Witnessing her delivering a more than passable Springboard DDT and Sliced Red (Bread) No. 2 made me think to myself, “Here is a girl who wants to be here, who wants to work and who wants to improve and she is doing just that.” Will she ever be a champion? I don’t know. But she’s taking the first step and I for one intend to give her a chance and that is why Eva Marie is the WWE/NXT/TNA Diva/Knockout of the Week.

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WWE/NXT/TNA DIVA/KNOCKOUT OF THE WEEK: VELVET SKY

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Affiliation: TNA

aka Miss Talia, Talia, Talia Doll, Talia Madison

She was born on June 2, 1981 in New Britain, Connecticut

She was trained by Jason Knight and Kevin Landry

She made her debut in 2003

Finishing move(s):

Beauty Mark (Double-knee backbreaker)

Beauty-T (Snap DDT)

In Yo’ Face (Double underhook sitout facebuster)

Skyliner (Straitjacket sitout rear mat slam)

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Why she is the WWE/NXT/TNA Diva/Knockout of the Month:

Well, I’m sure everyone can tell from the title of this post that I will now be featuring WWE/NXT Divas and TNA Knockouts. To get this system rolling I figured I would make an Impact (pun intended) by featuring as my first TNA Knockout of the Week a woman who is, in my opinion and it is not a humble one, the hottest TNA Knockout of all time: Velvet Sky. I’ve had a love-hate relationship with TNA as a wrestling show for a long time. On the ‘love’ side I was fortunate enough to attend one of their house shows and the wrestlers were awesome by signing autographs and posing for pictures and were all-around nice and appreciative of the fans. I had a great time and walked away with a lot of signatures including Winter, Christopher Daniels, Frankie Kazarian, Mr. Anderson and Jeff Hardy to name a few. My hatred for TNA stems from frustration watching otherwise excellent wrestlers stuck in abysmal storylines and never truly getting a chance to shine.

Anyway, I digress. The one constant that has kept me watching TNA for all of these years has been the lady herself, Velvet Sky. This may sound sexist but I’m going to say it anyway: Velvet Sky is hotter than Georgia asphalt and more smokin’ than a minigun. I love everything about this woman: her hair, her body, her ring entrance; everything. She more than holds her own against her opponents and is a 2-time TNA Knockouts Champion and a TNA Knockouts Tag Team Champion alongside Lacey Von Erich and Madison Rayne. So, that being said let’s break it down:

She’s hotter than Georgia asphalt.

She’s more smokin’ than a minigun.

She has a great body, great hair, great ring entrance.

She’s been the TNA Knockouts Champion twice and the TNA Knockouts Tag Team Champion.

That, ladies and gentlemen, is why Velvet Sky is the inaugural TNA Knockout of the Week.

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