SATURDAY NIGHT KNOCKOUT: MICKIE JAMES
aka Alexis Laree, Princess Alexis, Queen Alexis, Superball, Vicki Adams
She was born on August 31, 1979 in Montpelier, Virginia
She was trained at the Funking Conservatory and the KYDA Pro Training School
She made her debut in 1999
Chick Kick (Roundhouse kick-copied from Trish Stratus)
Long Kiss Goodnight (Reverse roundhouse kick)
Mickie-DT (Standing tornado DDT or Jumping DDT)
Stratusfaction (Springboard bulldog-again copied from Trish Stratus)
Why she is the Saturday Night Knockout:
Things I could say or do about my love/affection/crush for Mickie James:
I could send Mickie a copy of “Mickey” by Toni Basil. She is so fine and she does blow my mind; but that would just be weird.
I could send Mickie a tape of me singing “Mickey” by Toni Basil. Hello, restraining order. Then again she did it to Trish Stratus so she may appreciate the gesture.
I could dress in cosplay as Mickie James. I’m a dude so that would walk a thin line between funny and creepy. I’m siding with creepy on this one.
(To the tune of the Mickey Mouse Club theme) “Who’s the sexiest woman in wrestling history? M-I-C-K-I-E J-A-M-E-S! Well, that’s disturbing beyond stalker and creepy.
I could do those things. I will, however, not.
Here’s what I will say about my love/affection/crush for Mickie James:
I’ve loved her ever since she set foot in a WWE ring.
She’s a 5-time WWE Women’s Champion, a 1-time WWE Diva’s Champion and a 4-time TNA Knockouts Champion.
I adore her regardless of whether she is a smiling, happy babyface or a bitchy, conniving heel.
I bought one of her CD’s and you know what? It doesn’t suck.
She consistently entertains and gives 110% per cent of herself in the ring and to the fans.
She’s had great feuds with Trish (Stratus), Beth Phoenix, Melina, LayCool, Madison Rayne and Tara, to name a few.
That is what I will say about Mickie James. It is what I do say.
These things are why she is the Saturday Night Knockout.