The Vern’s Video Vortex has bestowed upon me the honor of the Sunshine Blogger Award. Now, happy as I am to be a recipient, I always have mixed feelings about answering the 11 questions that they choose for me; which are:
Name an older movie you would like to see remade.
None. Stop remaking movies you unoriginal twerps!
Name a movie that should never be remade, ever.
The Godfather, hands down. If I ever hear of it happening I’m going to making somebody an offer they can’t refuse.
Who was your first celebrity crush?
I believe the honor would fall to Miss Fuzzy Britches herself, Raquel Welch.
Marry/Fuck/Kill (Gilbert Gottfried, Emo Phillips ,Donald Duck)
I’d marry Emo Phillips for his jokes, kill Gilbert Gottfried as soon as he even thinks about opening his mouth and since Donald Duck is already sans pants then he better get ready to make some quacking sounds; although I would probably get a surrogate duckbanger.
What was the first movie you watched with your parents that had a sex scene. How did you react?
The only movies I ever watched with my parents and only with my mom as my dad was always too busy. We only watched the old Universal Horror and Johnny Weissmuller Tarzan movies together and there was not a sex scene to be found in them. Well, there was that one time that Boy and Cheetah…no, no, NO! Block it from your mind!!
This is for both girls and guys. What do you like more in physical appearances? Chest, butt or legs.
Do you mean what do I like most in both? I’m a guy with no interest in other guys so…none of the above. As for girls I choose…all of the above!
Name a band or artist you would gladly pay $500 to see live.
Marry/Fuck/Kill: Amy (Gone Girl), Ava (Ex-Machina), Harley Quinn (Suicide Squad)
I never saw Gone Girl or Ex Machina but I did see Suicide Squad and loved Margot Robbie as Harley and I do remember her being deliciously naked in The Wolf of Wall Street, So, she would get the first two prizes. I couldn’t kill her, though. Sorry.
Do you really want a 2nd season of Stranger Things and if so, why?
I have yet to see the first season of Stranger Things.
Name a scene from a movie that makes you cry.
John Coffey’s execution in the The Green Mile is the first to come to mind.
Name a scene from a movie that turns you on.
I can’t think of any one scene that turns me on; there are way too many and not all of them are sexual. If I think of one I’ll discuss it in the comments.
Then after I am done with all that I have to choose 11 bloggers to bestow the Sunshine Blogger Award upon. I always felt like this was like inviting a thousand of your closest friends to your birthday party but only 11 get cake. Well, screw that! If there is any blogger out there who honestly believes that they deserve the Sunshine Blogger Award ( and I honestly believe that all of you do) then copy and paste the image above onto to your site and go for it!
Then I have to choose 11 questions of my own to ask. Hmm. I have a different approach to this one, also.
Which of these 11 (out of many) Written in Blood Scream Queens of the Month would you like to be trapped in a haunted house with?
or Gillian Anderson
Thank you for this award. It means a lot to me to be noticed.
By the way while we are the subject of awards I received a notification of my 500th follower to Written in Blood a couple of weeks ago. I’m proud of this even though I never got around to saying anything about it until now. Thank you to all of you who have chosen to follow Written in Blood throughout the years.